sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

jaclcfrost:

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

Dan and Phil know each other well

guy:

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

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bethana