wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

dogalyst:

Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me

bethana