Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)
This is adorable!
"are you talking to yourself"
no i’m breaking the fourth wall
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants
Dan and Phil know each other well